Sep 162011
 

I woke up early yesterday morning and almost immediately had something on my mind that I wanted to blog about. I pulled myself out of bed and opened my laptop. It crackled, spit out a message at me that had faint sounds of evil laughter in the background followed by a very long pause of nothingness. My computer was DEAD. Of course, I went into panic mode wondering how I […]

Sep 082011
 

As a child, my mother would share her displeasure at something I had done by giving me the “bad eye”. Many people refer to it as the “evil eye” but we heard it called different. When you’re a little kid and your mom is glaring at you, madder than a wet hen.. it can be a bit scary. She would even ask us “Do you see my bad eye”? Well, […]

Sep 072011
 

Have you ever been around someone before and walked away thinking to yourself “Oh my goodness.. that person has ISSUES!”? I saw somebody the other day and during the short time I spent with them, I wondered afterward how this person manages to plow themselves through life. They talked about themselves constantly, gasping for air in between sentences.. not even a remote chance for anyone else to get in a […]

Aug 312011
 

With most of the country experiencing record high temperatures this summer, I know that you’ll likely relate to how it feels to be outside for a short while and come inside to the relief of an air conditioned space. I’ve been slaving outdoors (figuratively) in the heat of the world wide web, trying to come up with a cooler place to house my blog. Congratulations.. you have managed to find […]

Aug 272011
 

Please note that this entire post should be read with a drawl.. otherwise you miss the entire point. Now unless you grew up below the Mason-Dixon Line, us Southern women may seem a bit mysterious.  Our Mamas taught us to always be polite and if i’ve heard it once, i’ve heard it a million times:  “If you can’t say nothing nice, child.. don’t say nothing at all”.  In order to […]